You a class clown and if I skip for the day I'm with you bitch smokin' grade A. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
“You tear me down just to build me up again. All I can think is: you are a psycho-clown.” — Coco J. Ginger Copy Share Image
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I get all dressed up in fuchsia, looking like a clown, and show pretty pictures to people. — Alexandra Stoddard Copy Share Image
Neil Simon didn't like it too much when we came out in clown makeup. We stopped doing that. — John Ritter Copy Share Image
I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world. — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
Both my uncles were in bands, my grandpa was a comedian who wore clown makeup on stage. — Ava Max Copy Share Image
I used to love being the class clown. I loved to make jokes and make people laugh. There was a set of… — Issa Rae Copy Share Image
There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush… — Tim Robbins Copy Share Image
I used to do stuff at college. I could do voices. I could make some people laugh. I wasn't the class clown,… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person. — Janeane Garofalo Copy Share Image
The comic spirit masquerades in all things we say and do. We are each a clown and do not need to put… — James Hillman Copy Share Image
Is it any wonder why Princes & Kings, Are clowns that caper in their sawdust rings, When ordinary people who are like… — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
Sometimes evil is in the form of a malignant clown, and sometimes evil is in the form of policy and legislators, and… — Karyn Kusama Copy Share Image
Tried to escape, to block out the fact that I was being eaten alive by arachnids. For some reason the only thing… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“To make matters worse, the CEO was wearing a red clown’s nose made of foam. It was the UK’s Comic Relief Day,… — Leander Kahney Copy Share Image
On a day-to-day basis, you get tired of waiting to be accepted. In show business, someone else has to say that you're… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
When I am wrong, he is delighted to forgive. When I am angry, he clowns to make me smile. When I am… — Gene Hill Copy Share Image
I enjoyed school until the age of 13 - I loved my teachers, my friends. Then, suddenly, you get thrown into a… — Kayvan Novak Copy Share Image
I don't know why people call me a jazz singer, though I guess people associate me with jazz because I was raised… — Sarah Vaughan Copy Share Image
A scientist worthy of a lab coat should be able to make original discoveries while wearing a clown suit, or give a… — Eliezer Yudkowsky Copy Share Image
I did my thesis on clowns. It's a powerful thing when you've got this little red nose on. It's a mask, the… — Becky Lynch Copy Share Image
I try to be the clown and court jester and make people laugh. At the same time, you have people in the… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
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