Clown Quotes · Page 3

“Be careful with the mask. You may get used to it.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova

Clowns are meant to make people smile. That's my goal.

— Colleen Ballinger

I am not a sad clown. I am not a sad clown.

— Nathan Lane

“a clown is a angel with a red nose.”

— J.T. Skies

Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.

— Groucho Marx

I wasn't the class clown. I wasn't walking into doors.

— Nate Bargatze

“Clowns are respectable only in a circus.”

— Tamerlan Kuzgov

“There was a clown in the stormdrain.”

— Stephen King

“Sweet Jesus, she looks like a clown that just woke up after a gang bang.”

— Tara Sivec

I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that.

— Rainn Wilson

Every time the circus comes to town, I can't help thinking, Somewhere out there, there's clown semen.

— Dana Gould

I played on an all-black high school team and we didn't want people saying that we were clowns.

— Oscar Robertson

Charlie Hebdo were the licensed anarchist clowns of the society.

— Scott Simon

Pride isn't in the way, Life is no fun if gonna be a clown, To be laughed at and never stood for…

— Daniyal Butt

Dwight is a sad clown. You've seen those paintings of sad clown.

— Rainn Wilson

I have really big features, so a little makeup goes a long way. I would hate to look like a clown.

— Emily Ratajkowski

“Everyone has creative potential. Creativity involves using your imagination and inventiveness. Your unique expression of yourself is your creativity...Creativity can be magic…

— Patch Adams

Cindy Sheehan is a clown. There is no real antiwar movement. No serious politician, with anything to do with anything, would show…

— Karl Rove

A clown needn't be the same out of the ring as he has to be when he's in it. If you look…

— Enid Blyton

When I did the video for "Piledriver Waltz," I was thinking about rodeo clowns, and how they're risking their lives just to…

— Caitlin Rose

I've always been attracted to sad. If you look at Woody Allen movies, he's often playing a sad clown, and it's always…

— Zach Galifianakis

I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy.

— Joaquin Andujar

The arrival of a good clown exercises a more beneficial influence upon the health of a town than twenty asses laden with…

— Thomas Sydenham

Being rich and famous seems to have its ups and downs. That's the price you pay for being troubadours and clowns.

— Jimmy Buffett

He handed her her cap and sunglasses, then put on his own while she frowned at them. “What is this?” “A disguise.”…

— Nora Roberts

What's odd about the selfie stick is that while it might faintly improve the photo you'll post on Facebook, it definitely makes…

— Charlie Brooker

It really depends on what the screenplay is asking of you, and what your responsibility is to that character. You have the…

— Johnny Depp

I'm a clown, which could be a public health role. I'm really interested in moving our society away from a society needing…

— Patch Adams

I realise that I do not change the course of history. I am an actor, I do a movie, that's the end…

— Leonardo DiCaprio

There was something about clowns that was worse than zombies. (Or maybe something that was the same. When you see a zombie,…

— Kelly Link

When I was at home, I wasn't shy. I was the clown at home, because I was loved. It was in the…

— Sandra Cisneros

The last time I went to a festival without a hat, two things happened. One: I got sunstroke. Secondly, I had to…

— Jamie Cullum

There is no room in baseball for a clown.

— Chuck Dressen

All the world loves a clown.

— Cole Porter

“Downsiders," said the clown, "never look up.”

— Daniel Keys Moran

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.

— Bernie Mac

[I'm] a huge defender of clowns around the world.

— Alan Tudyk

By blood a king, in heart a clown.

— Alfred Lord Tennyson

I was a class clown, but I'm not a bully.

— Kevin Dillon

Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.

— P. T. Barnum