“Sweet Jesus, she looks like a clown that just woke up after a gang bang.” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
How can I trust you when I can't trust me?livin' is prison when you live around clowns — Sniper Alpacino Malachi-McAsh Copy Share Image
I know what I look like - a weird, sad clown puppet. I'm fine with that. — Rainn Wilson Copy Share Image
Every time the circus comes to town, I can't help thinking, Somewhere out there, there's clown semen. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I played on an all-black high school team and we didn't want people saying that we were clowns. — Oscar Robertson Copy Share Image
Pride isn't in the way, Life is no fun if gonna be a clown, To be laughed at and never stood for… — Daniyal Butt Copy Share Image
I am delighted at Des's support in these elections. And thank him for his rewrite of the lyrics of Send in the… — Nigel Farage Copy Share Image
If you ask anybody what they think of clowns, it's associated as much or more with something crazy and scary as it… — Bill Skarsgard Copy Share Image
He is my friend,my bestfriend,a good listener, he is also my clown but the most of all he is the man who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was always the class clown, and I think I gravitated toward performing for the attention I didn't always think I was… — Chrissy Metz Copy Share Image
All my life I've been a show-off. Ever since first grade I was a clown, and even then I tried to entertain… — Adrien Broner Copy Share Image
I wasn't the class clown, but I was starting to become the "crazy guy" at law school, which is the guy who… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I refuse to listen to Rush Limbaugh. I listen to a lot of conservative radio when I drive around in my car.… — John Rzeznik Copy Share Image
There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother… — Seth MacFarlane Copy Share Image
I created 'Captain Underpants' when I was in the second grade. I was constantly getting in trouble for being the class clown,… — Dav Pilkey Copy Share Image
“Console yourself knowing that, should you ever punch me while wearing it, you’ll probably take my eye out. And I’d very much… — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
He handed her her cap and sunglasses, then put on his own while she frowned at them. “What is this?” “A disguise.”… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
What's odd about the selfie stick is that while it might faintly improve the photo you'll post on Facebook, it definitely makes… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
I was always the Class Clown and over time became very good at it. I started doing comedy on stage at the… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I realise that I do not change the course of history. I am an actor, I do a movie, that's the end… — Leonardo DiCaprio Copy Share Image
There was something about clowns that was worse than zombies. (Or maybe something that was the same. When you see a zombie,… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
When I was at home, I wasn't shy. I was the clown at home, because I was loved. It was in the… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
