I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish — Chevy Chase Bird Copy Share Image
I am just happy that I have children. I don't care what they want to do! — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
Step by step, we will break this cycle of silence, poor information and stigma. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
Television doesn't make stars. It's the written media, the press, that makes stars. — Chevy Chase Media Copy Share Image
It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it. — Chevy Chase Making movies Copy Share Image
Any good actor has to have a good sense of humour, too; they have to be able to manipulate people. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and… — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying… — Chevy Chase Age Copy Share Image
The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had… — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now. — Chevy Chase Actor Copy Share Image
I left Saturday Night Live after that first year. I never wanted to work for more than a year on anything. — Chevy Chase Saturday night Copy Share Image
Let's not call physical comedy falling down and pratfalls. All humor is physical, no matter how you dish it out. It's timing,… — Chevy Chase Athlete Copy Share Image
My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it. — Chevy Chase Father Copy Share Image
I went to college with every intention of being a doctor. I was redirected by my grades. That, and a fake radio… — Chevy Chase Medicine Copy Share Image
Socialism works ... [and] Cuba might prove that. I think it's conclusive that there have been areas where socialism has helped to… — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
Fame is a very unnatural human condition. When you stop to realize that Abraham Lincoln was probably never seen by more than… — Chevy Chase Abraham Copy Share Image
Love is huge. But if you're talking about men and women, it's got to start with the most initial obvious attraction that… — Chevy Chase Love Copy Share Image
The first thing that happens is that you're overwhelmed by so much attention. It's just so unnatural. Only people who've been in… — Chevy Chase Attention Copy Share Image
I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can… — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
My favorite food is eggs. I like 'em over easy on a muffin with a little ham. I can have four of… — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have… — Chevy Chase Advice Copy Share Image
I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good. — Chevy Chase Cinema Copy Share Image
I guess I look so straight and normal, nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
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