I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good. — Chevy Chase Cinema Copy Share Image
Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands. I still feel it when people shake my hand. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
Some Harvard guy said that acid would open our minds, pot wouldn't hurt us, and cocaine was benign. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
What interests me is being alive and being with friends that I care about and being as creative as I can given… — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of… — Chevy Chase Autograph Copy Share Image
You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
Let's not call physical comedy falling down and pratfalls. All humor is physical, no matter how you dish it out. It's timing,… — Chevy Chase Athlete Copy Share Image
My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it. — Chevy Chase Father Copy Share Image
I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now. — Chevy Chase Actor Copy Share Image
I left Saturday Night Live after that first year. I never wanted to work for more than a year on anything. — Chevy Chase Saturday night Copy Share Image
The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had… — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
I have three daughters. I wanted them to be raised where there are real seasons and where everyone their age wasn't trying… — Chevy Chase Age Copy Share Image
You may have read that I went to M.I.T. In 1982 I filled out a Who's Who survey with joking responses, and… — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
Any good actor has to have a good sense of humour, too; they have to be able to manipulate people. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering… — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering. — Chevy Chase Autographs Copy Share Image
If you're in the White House, it's your house, and you can invite whatever friend you want. — Chevy Chase Friendship Copy Share Image
We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
