Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near…

Never trust a man in a jumpsuit

— Charles Bukowski

Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.

— Anonymous

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

— Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I never trust a man that doesn't drink.

— John Wayne

Never trust a man whom you know to have acted like a scoundrel to others, whatever friendliness he may profess to feel towards yourself,…

— Charlie Day

Never trust a man in red trousers

— Mika

Never trust a man who reads only one book.

— Arturo Pérez-Reverte

Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say. One of many prejudicial rules of thumb.

— Haruki Murakami

I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card. But as Mark Twain once said, 'You should never trust a man who…

— Dan Quayle

I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.

— Charles Bukowski

You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.

— Mark Twain

Long experience has taught me that people who do not like geraniums have something morally unsound about them. Sooner or later you will find…

— Beverley Nichols

Never trust a man who says he is only a little crooked, and that the crookedness is exercised in your interest.

— Theodore Roosevelt

never trust a man who won't accept that there is more than one way to spell a word Paraphrased

— Thomas Jefferson

Never trust a man when he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

— Shirley MacLaine