I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a…

Never trust a man in a jumpsuit

— Charles Bukowski

“That man smokes a pipe, and that man drinks liquor—but I do believe he is a Christian!”

— Molly Worthen

Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead

— Tom Waits

Never trust a man who can dance.

— Anonymous

But I am in the gambling business, for good or ill; it is the business I have chosen, and the only governing rule that…

— Hunter S. Thompson

Never trust a man when he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

— Shirley MacLaine

Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.

— Anonymous

I never trust a man that doesn't drink.

— John Wayne

Never trust a man whom you know to have acted like a scoundrel to others, whatever friendliness he may profess to feel towards yourself,…

— Charlie Day

Never trust a man in red trousers

— Mika

Never trust a man who reads only one book.

— Arturo Pérez-Reverte

Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say. One of many prejudicial rules of thumb.

— Haruki Murakami

You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.

— Mark Twain

never trust a man who won't accept that there is more than one way to spell a word Paraphrased

— Thomas Jefferson

Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.

— P. G. Wodehouse