A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe. — Sri Aurobindo Copy Share Image
“It's a darn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.” — Andrew Jackson Copy Share Image
I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera." — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
“He cracked his crooked smile that made all women swoon except the ones who wanted to slap him. Faye was a fence-sitter… — Sarah Scheele Copy Share Image
“I call the Change of Life "Orchids" because menopause is such an ugly word. It's got men in it for goddsakes.” — Lisa Jey Davis Copy Share Image
“Why do you tell me you love me only when you're drunk or dreaming? she asked. I have awful timing, said Simon” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“When words come out of your mouth, do your ears just block all incoming sound waves?” — Amethyst Marie Copy Share Image
I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If the sky falls, we shall catch larks./Když nebe padá , zjímáme skřivani.” — Czech proverb Copy Share Image
“Well, it's nice to know that the Trolls made it this far south,' Ulath said. 'I'd hate to have to go looking… — David Eddings Copy Share Image
“There were people who believed their opportunities to live a fulfilled life were hampered by the number of Asians in England, by… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
The more serious the situation, the funnier the comedy can be. The greatest comedy plays against the greatest tragedy. Comedy is a… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
They've gotta stop reporting wind chill. That's nonsense. It really is. I don't know where they came up with it, why they… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“I continued toward Atlanta with a Merle Haggard C.D. playing on the stereo. They weren't great hosts, but those guys in The… — Ian McClellan Copy Share Image
My sister would write plays, and I would act in them and perform them for my parents. They were on the comedy… — Camila Mendes Copy Share Image
“He likes you,” Miss Dove said, sounding surprised. “Yes,” Harry answered with an unhappy sigh. He had long ago accepted the fact… — Laura Lee Guhrke Copy Share Image
“A handy tip: When angels say “be not afraid,” you should be afraid. Also, as I said earlier, we have to memorize… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
