The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. — Jacob August Riis Copy Share Image
It's weird the way "finger puppet" sounds okay as a noun... ladies. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
As far as humor goes, I've always been a very insecure person and I've always wanted to be liked. — Peter Steele Copy Share Image
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Her bouts of bitchiness were really starting to grow on him, which just proved how in over his head he was.” — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
I have no real enemies in comedy, but there are a couple of people who I'd laugh about if I heard that… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
There were too many idiot men in the world, to her way of thinking. And most of them ended up bumping up… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Dance in the rain, follow the path of lovely lanes, you are what you always wanted to be, so chill out, dear… — Santosh Kalwar Copy Share Image
I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Turns out that when you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special "godslayer" term life… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
The bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of drama is to be truthful. You can be… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“Infiltrating the records of a state penitentiary as well as the state and federal court systems was much more fun than deciphering… — Aleatha Romig Copy Share Image
“Orholam,” Gavin said, “do I have your full attention?” “Always.” “Good.” He cracked his neck right and left. “Because fuck you.” He… — Brent Weeks Copy Share Image
Yes everybond likes funy guys , a good sense of humor is very aspecgated by girls , but never tries to act… — Sikhwetha Maanda Stanley Copy Share Image
“When you have a healthy self-esteem, qualities such as likeability, confidence, trustworthiness, compassion, sense of humor, empathy, and optimism all serve to… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
“Lisa blamed Twilight , and the preconceived notions about men (especially dangerous men) that it tended to form in the impressionable adolescent mind.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“New Rule: Conservatives have to stop complaining about Hollywood values. It's Oscar time again, which means two things: (1) I've got to… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“There just aren't enough o's in the word smooth for me, are there?” — Lani Diane Rich Copy Share Image
Have a sense of humor about life - you will need it. And be courteous. — Peter Jennings Copy Share Image
