Funny SMS / Text Messages

Attention plz...!

Don't drink unboiled water..

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Fish live in water without pampers..
Seriously..!

Picture on driving license and facebook

Funny Truth-

No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture,

nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic..! :D ;)

I'm warning you

Girl : I'm warning you
My Mummy is coming back in half an hour..

Boy : But I'm not doing anything..
Girl : That's why I'm warning you..

Hurry up ! :D :D

Choosing Career Is Like

Choosing Career Is Like
Chosing A Wife From 10 Girls.

Even If You Pick The Most Beautiful,
Intelligent, Kindest Woman,
There's Still Pain Of Losing The Other 9 :p

New element added to periodic table

A New Added element to the Periodic Table.

Element Name:GIRL

Symbol: G

Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-D

Physical Properties..
*boils at anything
*can freeze at anytime
*melts if handled wid love n care
*very bitter if mis handled

Chemical Properties.
*very reactive
*highly unstable
*posses strong affinity for gold n silver
*money reducing agent
*volatile when left alone

What a lovely weekend I enjoyed

A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop
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Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her.
Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared.
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On Monday.
Jeweller called boy:
There's no money in your account.

Boy:
I know,
But, you can't imagine what a weekend I enjoyed:-)

We have mutual friends

I Wonder If 1 Day
Somebody Will Ever Come
N
Knock 0n My Door
N
Tell Me
"Hey , V Have 7 Mutual Friends
In FACEBOOK "
Can I Come In ... =P =D

Heart & brain to understand

Why Men n Women Don't Understand Each Other?
Bcoz
God Gave Good Brains To Men
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Good Hearts To Women

But

Men Use Their Hearts
&
Women Use Their Brains

Einstein's theory of Relativity

Put ur hand on a Hot Pan,
a second seems an hour,

But put ur hand on a Hot Girl
An hour seems a second

That's Einstein's theory of Relativity

Answer to "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"

Do the following !!!
1) go to google translate
2) type in "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.65?"
3) translate English to Arabic
4) Copy the Arabic version
5) choose translation from Arabic to English
6) and the truth will be unleashed!!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!

Do u like me as I am?

Do you Like me as I am??
Or do I haVe to
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Request GOD to impRove your taste ?? :D