Hindi SMS Jokes Collection

“Hum Ne Tumhain
Zameen Main Ikhtiyarat
k Saath Basaya Aur
Tmhare Liye Yahan
Saman-e-Zindagi
Faraham Kia, Mgr
Tum Log Kam Hi
Shukar-Guzaar Hote Ho”

(Surah Aaraf)

Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.

Naya Saal Mubarak

Kia Bharosa
Mobile Ka
Battery ka
Charger Ka
Network Ka
Balance Ka
Life ka
Time Ka

Is Liye Meri Taraf Se
Advance Main
“Naya Saal Mubarak”

Ey Allah!
Mai kamzor hun tu taqat wala hai

Ey Allah!
Mai ajiz hon tu be-neyaz hai

Ey Allah!
Mai mangta hon tu Daata hai

Ey Allah!
Mai mujrim hon tu shahensha hai

Tujhe teri shane raheemi-o kareemi ka wasta’ Hazrat Muhammad salalaho aleyhe wasalam k sadke muj par karam farma kiyun k mai kisi imtehan aur Aazmaish k qabil nahi

Ey Allah!
tu muaf karne wala hai or mafi pasnd krta hai

Ey Allah!
Humen muaf farma aur achay kaam krneki toufeeq dey
AMEEN

Raks kerti hy gardish-e-dauran
Dar khuley hyn sharab khano’n k

Chai peeney ko ab kahan jaye’n
Band hotel huey pathano’n k :p

Agar tum muhammad (s,a,w) ki ummat sey ho
Tu
Apney kirdaar ko itna buland karo
K
Doosrey log dekh kar kahain
Agar ummat aisi hai tu socho nabi kaisa hoga.!

Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko
agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…

Log pochtey hen kyon surkh hen tumhari Aankhen,
Hans k keh deti hon raat so na saki,

Lakh chahon bhi magar yeh keh na sakon,
Raat ronay ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki

Aap ka muskurana roz ho

Kabhi chehra kanwal
Tou kabhi rose ho

100 pal khushi tou
1000 pal mauj ho

Bas aisa hi aap ka din
Har roz ho