Hindi SMS Jokes Collection

Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,

Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,

Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,

Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,

Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,

Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,

Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,

Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,

Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,

Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se:p:d:-)

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

3 Chizon per qabu rakho
“GHUSSA”
“DOOLAT”
“NAFS”

3 chizon say nafrat karo
“ZULM”
“GHUROOR”
“BEHAYAI”

3 chizon ko Apnao
“EMAN”
“QURAN”
“SABAR”

3 chizon ko yaad rakho
“AHSAAN”
“DOOST”
“MAUT”

3 chizon say bacho
“HASAD”
“CHUGLI”
“GHEEBAT”

3 chizain soch ker uthao
“QALAM”
“QADAM”
“QASAM”

Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Aafat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai,
Kyonki… DOSTI ka oxygen ho tum.

Agar dunia ko kuch karkay dikhana hay to sun lo……..
hathi kai oper ulta kharay hokar photo khichwaoo… ..
phir photo ko ulta karkay dunia ko dekhaooo… Kaisaaaaaaa

Dil main halka sa shoor ho raha hay,
Bina SMS Dil bore sa ho raha hay.

Kahin aisa tou nahin aik pyara sa doost.
GOOD NIGHT kiyay bina soo raha hai.

Tussi Hasde ho sanu hasaan vaaste,
tussi rone ho saanu rovaan vaaste,
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo,
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste.

Ae barish(rain) jara tham k baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam k baras,
pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake.

woh aam c shaam thi jab juda huay thay hum,
na toot kar pyar kia or na ro sakay hum,

na zamany say kuch kaha hum nay,
barbad ho gaye bari saadgi say hum…!

Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,
rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,

kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,
aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.