(32 votes, average: 3.66 out of 5)
Loading...Anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
Anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
Dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hamari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
nokri tum karo salary meri ho
(48 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
(26 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)Loading...Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.
(25 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5)Loading...1 bat bataon RAAZ ki,
karo us larki se "AASHQI",
Jis k chehre pe ho "SAADGI",
Sanso mai ho "TAAZGI",
Chandni ho "CHAND ki,
Rani ho "RAAT" ki,
Khushbo ho "GULAB" ki,
Batein kare "PYAR" ki,
Nazuk ho "MIZAJ" ki,
Achi ho "IKHLAQ" ki,
Pabund ho "NAMAZ" ki,
Khidmat kare "MAA,BAAP" ki,
Or hamesha kahe!
"MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI"
(12 votes, average: 3.58 out of 5)Loading...Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,
Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,
Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,
Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi...
(11 votes, average: 3.18 out of 5)Loading...>--->
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Ja mere Mizail ja, jo mujhe SMS na kare us k Dimagh me phat ja
<---< arey wapis Q agaya? Mizail: us k paas to dimag hi nahi
(169 votes, average: 3.53 out of 5)Loading...zindgi a b c d hai
yakin nahi ?
A aitbaar
B bharosa
C chahat
D dosti
E ehimiyat
F faisla
G gam
H hamdardi
I intazar
J justju
K khayal
L lajja
M mohabbat
N narazgi
O ojas
P pyar
Q qismat
R riste
S samjhota
T tamanna
U umeed
V vishwas
W wada
X x'maa
Y yaade
in sab feelings se milkar banti hai
Z zindagi.......
(27 votes, average: 3.19 out of 5)Loading...Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.