Hindi SMS Jokes Collection

Adnan sami ko indian girls ne
mehndi k moqa per khoob bjaya
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Beco-z
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He sang a song
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“zara dholki bjao gorioo”

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,

Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

Agar ALLAH nay eid-ul-azha k moky par apni sab sy
Piyari cheez ki qurbani krne ka hukam diya hota

Tu 1 din baad ap meri churi k neechay hotay

EID MUBARAK

Tumhari namaz, Roza aur qurbani
sirf aur sirf allah he k liye hai !!!
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Magar yeh bhi yad rakho khaal sirf mutehda ki hai:p

AAj se
thek 1 din bad Bakra EiD..

AAj se
theek 17 din bad
Quaid-e-Azam day..

AAj se
thek 23 din bad New Year..

Bolen apko kia wish karon?

Chalen 3no ek 7 wish krdeta hu,
but !
I think i m 1st one who wished u like this.

Happy EiD-ul-Azha
Happy Quaid’s Day.
&
Happy NEW YEAR *2009* ;->

Hamari life bhi cricket ground hai or hum players.

Jo 1st time larki k saath pakra jaye
“knock out” Hota hai,

Jo g.f ko milnay ja raha ho rastay me accident hojaye,
“run out”

Jo g.f ki deewar phlangtay huay pakra jaye,
“catch out”

G.f k bhai mar mar kr tangain tor dain
“lbw out”

Ap ka dost ap ko larki ban kr bewaqoof bnaye,
“stamp out”

Or kuch pedaishi “clean bold”
Hotay hain.
Ye log sirf taalian bja kr guzara krtay hain.

Bakre ne mara bakri ko singh
Phir pata hai bakri ne kya kaha
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SINGH IS KING,
SINGH IS KING, SINGH IS KING..

Blessings Of
=> Surah Ikhlas
=> Surah Falak
=> Surah Naas

Hzarat Mohammad S.A.W
Ka Irshad-e-Pak Hy
“Momino’n Apni Duao’n
Main Surah-eFalak,
Surah Naas, surah Ikhlas
Ko Shamil Ker Lia Kro
Har Qism K Shar Aur Jadu
Se Mehfuz Raho Gy …

Quran Ki Tafsir 3 Jumloo Main

1- ALLAH Ko Razi Karo Us K Ehkam Se ..
2- Rasool S.A.W Ko Razi Karu Unki Eta`at Se ..
3- Makhluq Ko Razi Karo Un k Haqooq Se

Yehi QURAN Hai !!!

Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,
Balti bhar k us zalim ne ROH’AFZA bana diya…