Hindi SMS Messages collection by SMS4Smile

Yad na kero gay to satayen gay

(12 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)

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Yad na kero gay to satayen gay,
Rootho gay to manain gay,

Dost hain hum KESC ki supply nahin,
Jo har 2 ghantay mein sath chor jayengay

(10 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

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Bush aur musharaf aik plane
mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay.

Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay
Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay!

Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan
phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na!

Pilot cockpit say bola:Agar mein in donon ko
nichay phaink don to puri duniya kitna khush ho gi!:p

(13 votes, average: 3.54 out of 5)

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SMS kerne pe jo marte hain,
Call kerne se jo darte hain,

BADLUCK to dekho..!!
aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,

(11 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5)

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Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!

Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! :D

(13 votes, average: 3.85 out of 5)

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Ghum me bhi maza aata he,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata hai,

Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain,
ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata hai

(14 votes, average: 3.07 out of 5)

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Saas:khude ne tujhe 2 ankhain di hain
tu chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti?

Bahu:Khuda ne aapko 32 dant diye hain,
2-4 pathar nahin chaba saktien?

(10 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

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JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?
Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding,
mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta.

JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p

(10 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

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Wife:"
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji"
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao..."
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D