Chalaan kaat dia
(12 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
Loading...Us ne aik pal bhi meri masomiat na daikhi pappu
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Bus pakra aur 250 ka chalaan kaat dia:(
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(12 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Charger ki tarah
(16 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha
Perpendicular Upon Base
(10 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere Dil Ko Thais
Tan ŽÂ¸ = Perpendicular Upon Base ... ;->
Gaon mein clinic khol lon
(11 votes, average: 3.27 out of 5)Loading...Aik doctor apne dost se:
"yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main
apna clinic khol lon.
Dost:"tumhara khyal to naik hy
magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p"
Checking patient at home
(13 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)Loading...Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha
ALLAH Ki 4 Rahematian
(20 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)Loading...ALLAH Ki 4 Rahmatain Asi Hai
Jo Insan Se Bardaasht Nai Hoti .
1 ¢â‚¬â€ Beti
2 - Mehman
3 - Barish
4 - Bemari
Khat mily ya na mily
(11 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)Loading...pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.
2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha
k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)
mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.
(14 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...Log aapko BURA kahe dont mind
PAGAL kahe ghussa nahi hona
JAHIL kahe tou bhi kool rehna
or agr KHUBSURAT kahe tou mun pai aik thappar marna
mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.