Hindi SMS Jokes Collection

Is zulm ki duniya main faqat piyar meri maa,
Hay meray liye saya-e-dewar meri maa,
Nafrat k jazeron say mohabbat ki hadon tuk,
Bus piyar hay han piyar hay bus piyar meri maan…

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

A broken heart is like a borken mirror.
It is better to leave it broken
than hurt yourself trying to fix it.

Dil yadoon ka gehwara.
Aankhain aasoun ka samander.
kaantairay aawaz k matlashi.
zabaan tairay milnay k liyay dua’go.
dimagh khayalon main gum.
hont pyar k pyasay.

Zindagi me chaar cheezien kabhi bhi aa sakti hain-
‘Neend’;
‘Paisa’;
‘maut’;
aur…
aur…
aur…
aur…
‘MERI PYARI SI YAAD’ kyon…Aayi na.

Har roz koi khuwaab toot jaata hay
har roz koi apna rooth jaata hay

naa janay meri Qismat main kya hay
jisay main yaad karon wohi mujhe bhool jaata hay…

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning…

Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning…

Aap ka muskurana roz ho

Kabhi chehra kanwal
Tou kabhi rose ho

100 pal khushi tou
1000 pal mauj ho

Bas aisa hi aap ka din
Har roz ho

Jis ghari teriyadon ka sama hota ha,
Phir humein aram kahan hota hay,

Hosla mujh mein nahi tujhko bula deny ka,
Kaam sadiyon ka hai, lamhon main kahan hota hai