Hindi SMS Jokes Collection

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-)

Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.

Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.
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Andhe ho!
Zara dhayan se hchala karo,
Gamlon say kion takrate ho?

Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”

Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

Aaj
ki
duniya
bohat
advance
hai

Isi
advance
duniya
ki
advance
technology
mein
rehnay
wale

1 advance
banday
ki taraf
se aap ko

Advance “happy new year”

Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye,
Mera SMS auron ki tarha aam ho jaye,

Sare mob network jaam ho jayen
Aur EID wish kerna aam ho jaye…

“EID Mubarak“

Halki si dhoop barsat k baad,
thori si khushi her baat k baad,

Isi tarah mubarak ho aap ko,
Jashan-e-azadi 1 din k baad….

Wish u a very happy independence day

Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.