>---> Jaa meray mizail jaa
>--->
>--->
Ja mere Mizail ja, jo mujhe SMS na kare us k Dimagh me phat ja
<---< arey wapis Q agaya? Mizail: us k paas to dimag hi nahi
>--->
>--->
Ja mere Mizail ja, jo mujhe SMS na kare us k Dimagh me phat ja
<---< arey wapis Q agaya? Mizail: us k paas to dimag hi nahi
zindgi a b c d hai
yakin nahi ?
A aitbaar
B bharosa
C chahat
D dosti
E ehimiyat
F faisla
G gam
H hamdardi
I intazar
J justju
K khayal
L lajja
M mohabbat
N narazgi
O ojas
P pyar
Q qismat
R riste
S samjhota
T tamanna
U umeed
V vishwas
W wada
X x'maa
Y yaade
in sab feelings se milkar banti hai
Z zindagi.......
Sardar:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
Sardarni:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
kabhi kabhi ansu
muskurahat se ziyadah
special hote hain
is liye k SMILE tu sab k liye hoti hai
Magar ansu sirf un k liye hote hain
jin ko hum Khona nahin chahte
Jab kisi ki taraf
DiL jhuknay
lage..
Bat aa kar
zubaan tak
rukne lage
To
TO
To
TO
To
VICKS ki goli lo
Khikhich dur karo...
1 sardar airhostess se,
"Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!"
Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:"Adat bhi bohut milti hai"
Aamo ki khsuhbu,
Barish ki bahar,
Garmi ka mosam,
aney ko tayar,
Thori si masti,
Thora sa payar,
Load shading k liye,
raho tayaar,
"HAPPY SUMMER
SEASON YAAR..!"
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.