1 Police officer bachey se:
Beta: Kia tumhare abu "Al Qaida" mein hain?
Bacha:
Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein
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"Noorani Qaida" pe hoon

Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki,
Sabko adat ho gaye hai paise bachanay ki,

SMS to company ne kab k sastay kar diye,
Par fitrat nahi badli chillar bachanay ki

1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,¢â‚¬Å“1 banday ka nashta kam banana¢â‚¬Â

Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk
khana kha raha tha,
kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,
per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM.

Pappu pinko ko pasand karta hay
aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko
Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai
aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ko pasand karti hai
Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai
Ab jab-k pinko ko pappu acha nahin lagta
aur Pappu ka bhaipinki k liye razi nahi hay
aur Pappu pinki ki behan se pyar nahin karta
jab k Pinki ki behan ko pappa ka bhai acha nahin lagta

To ye unka personal problem hay,
Aap kion apna dimagh kharab ker rahe ho

1 admi ne ghalti se bijli ka tar cho lia,
wo marne hi wala tha k usi waqt light chali gaye
or wo marne se bach gia,
us ne khushi se jhoom ker kaha {GEO MUSHARAF}