Hindi SMS Jokes Collection

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OR

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! _ ANSO
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Har Pal

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L___\ IL SE

1 Anokhi Dua
Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan…
Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya
Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley
Shorat itni mile jini “BB” ko mili
Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko…
or
Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke

Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???

Kion k

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Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
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Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

Dil me tum

Dharkan me tum

Asman me tum

Zamen me tum

Ankhon me tum

jahan dekho

Tum hi tum

Dettol wali aunty sach kehti hain

JARASEEM her jaga hote hain.

About MAA:-

Dastan mere laad pyar ki Bas,
Ek Hasti k gird ghoomti hai,

Pyar JANNAT se is liye hay mujhey,
Ye meri MAA k qadam choomti hai.

Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper,
zabardast,
xtra-badhiya,
xtra special
ekdum mast n dhinchak,
bole to ekdum Jhakaas
“HAPPY DiWALi”

Eid ki sachi khushi to apno ki deed hai,
Tum humse door ho to apni kya eid hai

Anyways, Warm EID Greetings to u & ur family

Ramazan Mubarak!
No matter weather is of autumn,
SPRING for KHAIR!
Collect and distribute more than enough.
May Allah favours!

Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm…
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan