Hindi SMS Jokes Collection

HINDI:

A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya

URDU

AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!

ENGLISH:

Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We’ll roam, we’ll loaf, we’ll sing, we’ll dance we”ll
freak, baby,what else?

SANSKRIT :

This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyam …….

Aasman Hum Se “NARAAZ” Hai
*T*A*R*O*O*N*
Ka Gussa Bhi “BE-HISAAB” Hai..
Mujh Se Jaltay Hain Yeh “SAB”..
~ Kyun Kay ~
“CHAAND”
Se Behtar “DOST”
Jo Meray “PAAS” Hai.. !!

Aagar mere yaad aye to
ek Chand ko dekh lena
ye soch k nahi k kubsoorat hi kitna
ye soch kar k
hazaroon sitaron may tanha hai kitna

woh aam c shaam thi jab juda huay thay hum,
na toot kar pyar kia or na ro sakay hum,

na zamany say kuch kaha hum nay,
barbad ho gaye bari saadgi say hum…!

“Daru pene se problem solve nahi hote”
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Expert comment
“Preblem doodh pene se bhi solve nahi hote”
So Cheers!!!

Subha SmS,Sham SmS,
Din men SmS,Rat men SmS,
Ghar men SmS,Office men SmS,
Jeena SmS,Marna SmS,

Aakhir kya hy SMS…….???

S = sab ko
M = Mast ho k
S = Satao….

ha ha ha

Husband: jab men mar jaon to
hamary samny walon ko zaror bulana…

Wife: wo Q?

Husband: Q k unki auraten murdy
say lipat lipat kr roti hen…

Jhoota pene se mohabbat barhati hai FARAZ,
Yeh keh kar wo meri sari PEPSI pi gaya..!

Ager tum kisi ghareeb ko
us ka haq nahi dila saktay to.
jo us k pass he wo b cheen lo.
Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari

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