Hindi SMS Jokes Collection

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai

Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

tawe par pada popcorn kyun uchalta hai????
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bolo boloo??
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kuch to bolo?
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tawe par beth ke dekho pata chal jayega !!!

In life LOVE is never planned nor
does it happen for a reason.

But when LOVE is real,
It becomes your PLAN for life
and
your reason for living.

Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:p

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

Khuda tujhay urooj aisa naseeb karay,
kay rashk tairay naseeb per falak karay,
har more per frishtay hon sath tairay,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda karay…
best wishes 4 ever& good luck 4 ur future

Ja sms ja,

mere sweet dost ke pass ja,

dhire se jana shor na machana,

soye hue ho to kuch mat kehna,

free hoge to miss U kehna..!

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay…
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

AAJ KI 2 pyaari BAATEIN,

1/kisi ko chahtay ho to dil say chaho sirf zubaan say nahi,
2/agar kisi k 7 ghussa karna hay to sirf zubaan say karo dil say nahi,

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.