Wife:"
Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji"
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Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao..."
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

News reporter:
KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
Reporter:Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya:)

Aaj "TOM & JERRY" ki barsi hai
un ki yaad mein
plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi
1 "CARTOON" ko zaroor send karo,
me ne apna farz pura ker dia.
ab aap ki baari hay

Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,
Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain,
Pata hay kub..???
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"Jub light aati hay."

Dil ne kaha
chalo "SMS" karain,
socha.!!
"dil to pagal hai"
phir khayal aaya chalo koi bat nahin
jis ko karna hay woh konsa normal hay

Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do,
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do,
Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy
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Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p