Hindi SMS Jokes Collection

Jan ke anjan ban’na acha lagta hy
Us ko apny liy parishan karna acha lagta hy

Wo karty rhy piyar ka iqrar bar bar
Mujh ko Nadan ban kar sun’na acha lagta hy!!

Zindgi per kitab likhunga…
Us mai sarey hisab likhunga….

Pyar ko waqt guzari lik kar…..
Chahton ko azaab likhunga..,

Hui barbad m0habbat kaisey….
Kaisey bikhry hain khuwab likhunga…..

Apni khwahish ka tazkra kar k….
Naam tera jawab likhunga….

Teri ankhain sharab ki manind…..
Tera chehra gulaab likhunga….

Mai tuj se judai ka sabab….
Apni kismat kharab likhunga…

D se dil
D se dost
D se dilbar
D se dhadkan
D se dillagi
D se deewanapan
D se darar
D se dushman
D se dard
D se d end
isliye d se fir dil na lagao

1 Din maa se pocha k
maa k marnay k baad,
dua kon karay ga?

Tu maa boli!
Samandar sookhnay k baad bhi
rait mein nami reh jati hay

Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he
jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa
Beti ki nahi HOti?

Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he

“Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA”

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
“DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?”
tabhi wife zorse chillayi’
CHAKKAAAA!!!

Koe mila hi nahi jis ko wafa date.
Her ik ne dokha diya kis kis ko saza dete.

ye humara zarf tha k khamosh rahe
dastan sunate to mehfil ko rula dete.

Dil pay chout lagi honto say aah nikli
Jis say mohabat ki wo be-wafa nikli

Zara se ‘cell’ mein de jagah tu,
Zara se ‘inbox’ le saja tu,
Zara se ’sent items’ mein ja tu,
Zara se ‘balance’ le ghata tu,
Mein bhejuun tujhko mere sms bephana

Bubblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye
“MY BESY FRIEND” ka essay tayar kia
lakin paper mai “MY FATHER” ka essay a gaya.
Ab us nay socha k “MY BEST FRIEND” ka essay he likhta ho lakin
FRIEND k jaga FATHER ka word likh don ga.
Ab ESSAY kuch u tha.

“Father are everywhere but good father rare very rare.
I have so many father but my best father is MR.Hassan.
He is my neighbour.
He often comes to my house
and my Mother likes him very much.”