Hindi SMS Jokes Collection

¤ AL-QURAN ¤

“Jo log ghussay ko pee jatay hain aur doosron k qasoor muaaf kar detay hain,
aise naik log ALLAH Ko buhat hi pasand hain”

(Aal-e-Imran:134)

Har roz koi khuwaab toot jaata hay
har roz koi apna rooth jaata hay

naa janay meri Qismat main kya hay
jisay main yaad karon wohi mujhe bhool jaata hay…

Badnam Zamane main Mohabbat Nahen Karte,
Dil Waly Tu Dushman Se Bhi Nafrat Nahen Karte,

Ek Bar Jisy Chaha Sada Uss K Rahe Phir,
Ham Log Amanat Main Khianat Nahen Karte,

Tanhai Main Karlete Hain Yaad Aansoo Baha Kar,
Zahir Kabhi Ham Apni Ebadat Nahen Karte,

Waqt Aane Par Maaloom Yeh Ho Jaiy Ga Tum Ko,
Ham Sirf Dekhawe Ki Mohabbat Nahen Karte,

Lekhte Hain FAQAT Ek Tumhare Liy Ghazlain,
Har Shakhs Pe ham Aise Enayat Nahen Karte..

,”*”,/),,/),”*”,
,”*”,( ‘;’ ),”*”,
,”*”,(,,)(,,) Subha Ka,,”*”

,”*”,Sweet, Sa,”*”,, ,”*”,Salam,”*”,

,”*”,,”GOOD”,,”*”,
,”*”,MORNING,”*”,

Mohabat khawab hoti hai,
Mohabat baat hoti hai,

Ager koi pooch bethey to
mohabat raaz hoti hai,

Machalti hui umangon ka
sohana saath hoti hai,

Ager koi dhondna chahy to
mohabat nayab hoti hai,

Mohabat yun b hoti hai
kurbay zaat hoti hai,

Mohabat phool hai shayid!
Ghamon ki dhool hai shaid!

Ksi ka saath hai shaid!
Chamakti raat hai shaid!

Mohabat pur skøøn b hai.,
Mager!
Betaab hoti hai!

“Larkiyo Ko Ezzat Do
Q Ke Agr Aaj Tum Un Ko Ezzat Do Gay

To Kal Ko ho skta hai k
Wo B Tum Ko Apni Ezzat Day Den”…
(Professor Dr. Imran Hashmi)

Koi apna aisa hua kare,
Jo shikayatein na gila kare,

Jo mere liye hi saja kare,
Jo mere liye hi bana kare,

Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh,
Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh,

Sada chupke chupke dabe qadam,
Mere saath hi bas chala kare,

Kabhie us se mein jo door hoon,
Meri wapsi ki dua kare,

Koi apna aisa hua kare,
KOi apna aisa hua kare….!

AAJ KI 2 pyaari BAATEIN,

1/kisi ko chahtay ho to dil say chaho sirf zubaan say nahi,
2/agar kisi k 7 ghussa karna hay to sirf zubaan say karo dil say nahi,

Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati,

Father: Tujhe Kese Pata?

Son: Mene Kaha”Give Me Sweet Kiss”
To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi….,

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