Hindi SMS Messages

If u touch n feel its desire

If u touch n feel its desire.
If u touch n don¢â‚¬â¢t feel its ignorance,
But u don¢â‚¬â¢t touch n still feels its love.

Itnay saray bachay aik sath

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega...

DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,

DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,
KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,
chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.

Good Night(S)

Larka: aik larki ko chairte huwe

Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.

Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

Aap ki miss call aur pyar

Aap ki 1 MISS CALL ek din ki khushi
Aap ka 1 SMS 1 week ki khushi
Aap ki 1 CALL 1 month ki khushi
Aap ki 1 MULAQAAT 1 year ki khushi
Aur aap ka PYAR
Umer bhar ki khushi

Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai

Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,

Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
"BHAI"

Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
is sey pehley k accident ho jae,
jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!

Kamyabi, hosley,dost & muqadar

Hazrat ALI a.s ne farmaya,
"Kamyabi hoslon se milti hai,
Or
Hosley doston se milte hain,
Or
Dost muqadron se milte hain
Or
Muqadar insan khud bnata hai"