Hindi SMS Jokes Collection

Hazrat Ali [R.A] Ka Farman Hy K

“Saza Dene Main Der Karo Yahan Tak K
Tumhara Ghussa Thanda Ho Jaye…”

zindagi ka her pal khushion se kam na ho
ap ka her din eid ke din se kam na ho

aisa eid ka din app ko hamesha naseeb ho
Jis main koi dukh koi ghum pass na ho
eid mubarak

1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?

2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p

Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta

Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

Jaggooo!
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Acha tum ho..
sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai

Yahoooooo……!!!!

Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

(’;')

Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card

Sub tayyar hay,

Ab bus….

Parhna baqi hay :p

Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ?
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Batao kia hota hay ?
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Nahin malum?
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Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..

Aye Chand…
Jab wo teri tarf dekhain
Toh unhain kuch yaad delana
Phir chupkey se un k pass jana
Aur kehna….!
Tumhain koi yaad karta hai.
Teri umeed karta hai kohi
Ajj bhi tumhain dekh kar
Eid karta hai koi.

Suna hai keh ap ki 1
smile par Log martay hain,
So keep smilling….
To
reduce …
Population:).

Azad Pakistan k nalaiq nojavanon,
Agar aaj valentines day ya friendship day
hota to INBOX full hota, chalo jalsi say utho
aur sub ko wish karo.
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“HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY”