Hindi SMS Jokes Collection

Hazrat ALI a.s ne farmaya,
“Kamyabi hoslon se milti hai,
Or
Hosley doston se milte hain,
Or
Dost muqadron se milte hain
Or
Muqadar insan khud bnata hai”

Hazrat ALI (R.A) said:
“Agar Kisi Ko Yeh Ghuroor Ho
K Wo Tum Se Jitni Martaba Naraz Ho
To Tum Usay Mana Lo Ge
To Behtar Hai
Tum Uska Yeh Gharoor Tootnay Na Do”

Assalam-o-alaikum,

KARACHI Ør Us K Mazafaat Mein
Light janey Kä Waqt Hua jätä Häi,

Bääqi Lög Apne apne Mäqäami WÄqt
k Mùtäbiq KESC ko gaaliyan dein.

Wife:Bht pyar sey
“Suniye! aj meri birthday ha,
Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz”

Hsbnd: Chalo Tm
Tayyar Ho Jao,

“Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy”.

Agar basanti ki mausi
thakur ko raakhi bandhe to
basanti thakur ka kya rishta hua?
.

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Apna kaam kro Koi rishta nhi bnta
thakur k haath hi nhi the:-):-

Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay,
Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay,

Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me,
Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi bata nahin saktay!

Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me
band nahi hoye unki 4 Nishanian

1.Hath me Mobile hoga

2.Angutha buton pr hoga

3.Msg parh kr Hansy ga

4.Phir sochega k kisko Frwd krun

Mujhay apne zabt pe naaz tha,sar-e-bazm raat yeh kia huwa
Meri ankh kaise chalak gai, mujhay gham hay yeh bura hua

Meri zindagi ke cheragh ka, ye mezaj kuch naya nahin
Abhi roshni abhi teergi, na jala hua na bujha hua

Mujhay jo bhi dushman -e-jaan mila, woh pukhta kaar jafa mila
Na kisi ki zarb ghulut parri, na kisi ka waar khata hua

Mujhay raastay main parra hua, aik ajnabi ka khat milla
Kahin khoon-e-dil se likha hua, kahin aansoan se mita hua

Mujhay humsafer bhi mila koi,sitem zareef meri tarah
Kai manzilon ka thakka hua, kahin raaston ka luta hua

Mujhay is ka koi bhi haq nahin, ke main shareek-e-bazm- e-khaloos hoon
Na meray pass koi niqab hai, na kuch asteen main chupa huwa

Yeh jo sar jhuka ke guzar gaye, meray samnay se abhi abhi
Meray apnay shehar ke log thay, meray ghar se ghar tha mila huwa

Mujhay ap kiyun na samajh sake ye khud apnay dil se poochiye
Meri zindagi ki kitab ka warq warq hai khula hua

*What is”QURAN”*
“Allah ki kitab”Jo poori dunya ki sardar”
Kitab ko Laane Walay “JIBRAIL”(A.S) jo “Farishton” ka Sardar,
“Jis par utra wo Nabiyon ka sardar “MOHAMMAD” (S.A)
“jis “Ummat” par Utra wo ummaton ki sardar, Musalman
“Jis shehar mein Utra wo”shahron” k sardar “MAKKAH, MADINA”
“Jis Maheene mein utra wo Maheenon ka sardar” Ramzan
aur jis Rat Mukammal hua wo Raton ki sardar “Shab-e-Qadar”
Ye hai wirasat hamari

Khuda ne di zindgai
Abbu-Ammi ne diya Pyar
Lekin ilm or padhai k liye…
Ae Maullim hum hai tere shukarguzar !