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Mombatti bujh nahin jayegi
1 night bijli chali gae...
PATHAN APNI BIVI SAY:
oye kam se kam pankha to chala day.
BiWI: kar di na phir pathano wali baat...
pankha chalaingay to mombatti bujh nahin jayegi
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