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Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho
Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho
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Na koi tumharay paas ho
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Na tum kisi ki nazar main ho,
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Na koi tumhari nazar main ho,
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Tu samajh laina k tum
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BATHROOM main ho :p
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