Hindi SMS Jokes Collection

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

Door reh ker bhi hum unko bhula nahin saktay,
Paas aa ker bhi apni manzil paa nahin saktay,

Ek faasla hum ko bana ker rakhna hai apni mohabbat me,
Kia hai majboori humari yeh bhi bata nahin saktay!

Aksar logo ko kehte suna tha
ke zinda rahe to phir milenge,
magar aapse milne ke baad ye mehsoos kiya
ke milte rahe to ZINDA rahenge

Na khuwabon me dekha na nazaron me dekha,
100 me 1 humne tum hi ko daikha,

Ghum dene wale to her pal hain yahan,
Her pal khushi dene walo me 1 tumhi ko dekha

Aap na hotay to hum kho gaye hotay,
Apni zindagi se ruswa ho gaye hotay,

Yeh to aap ko Good Morning k kehnay k liye uthay hain,
Warna hum to abhi bhi soo rahay hotay.

Good Morning

DEAR CUSTOMER:

Assalam-o-Aliakum,

Aapki mohabbat ki validity khatam ho rahi hai,
Baraye meharbani forun 1 pyara sa SMS kar k recharge karen,
FROM:
LOVE CARE CENTER

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain
ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

Apne 2008 k gunah dhonay k liye 99
bar is mantar ka wird karain
“East or west, Saqib is the best”
Ab edit ker k is msg mein
apna naam dal k aur gunah mat karna:p

U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life
and
u want but u sacrifice that is LOVE

Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho,
khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah,
Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah;
Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah,
hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..