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Aafat ke syrup ho tum
Aafat ke syrup ho tum,
Museebat ke capsule ho tum,
Pareshani ke injection ho tum,
Kya kare tumhe jhelna parta hai aakhir,
Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.
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Anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon, Anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon, Dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon, KHUDA KARE, hamari dosti itni gahri ho, K nokri tum karo salary meri ho
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