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1. Raat ronay ki hasrat thi

Log pochtey hen kyon surkh hen tumhari Aankhen, Hans k keh deti hon raat so na saki, Lakh chahon bhi magar yeh keh na sakon, Raat ronay ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki

2. Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..

MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya? GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

3. Raat ki sabzi ka intezam

Ae dost tu bhi likha kar shayri... Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega, log phainkaingay anday tematar, To raat ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega

4. Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan dena

Kitne khushnasib hain hum jo hamain sapne lene k liye ye pyari si raat mili yeh chand, ye taray miley or sapnon ki saughat mili. Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan daina. Kya pata sapne lene k liye ye raatein kitne janmo baad milain. So don't waste ur time. & […]

5. Chand Raat Mubarak !!

**** Chand Raat Mubarak !! **** Wishing u kuch khatti, Kuch meethi, Kuch chatpati, Kuch chulbuli khushion se bhari Eid Mubarak

6. Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon.

Dekha hai jab se tumko, mera dil nahi hai basme Jee chahe aaj tod doon duniya ki saari rusmein Tera haath chahta hoon, tera saath chahta hoon Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon. Happy Hug Day Sweetheart

7. Din se roshan, raat say siyah

Din se roshan.. rat se siah.. khaoo to haram.. piyo to halal.. aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai.. mard din main teen martaba.. quran main 5 dafa zikar hai.. meem se shuroo hota hai.. 5 harfon ka lafz hai..

8. To my loveable and kanjoos brother

Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume, Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho, Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye, tum mujhe kuch to commission do! To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother¢â‚¬Â¦ Just kidding as always. ¢â‚¬Å“Happy Raksha Bandhan¢â‚¬Â

9. Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas

10. Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend

Woh chom lay ek bar to Ur jaati hai neend, Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet, Is liye kehte hain yeh risk na uthao, "MORTEIN JALAO", "MACHAR BHAGAO" :P

11. Haapy Durga Puja

Khushiyan aapki kabhi kam na ho Daman mein aapke koi kanta na ho Jab bhi koi musibat aaye Toh ¯Â¿Â½Maa Durga¯Â¿Â½ aapke saath ho ¯Â¿Â½Haapy Durga Puja¯Â¿Â½

12. Sukh ki barsat .. happy deepawali

Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki zindagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali

13. Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya

Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

14. Pehlay KISS karo, phir palang per litao

Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

15. Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke

Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kare Aor B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To, . . . Shohar Ko Chahye K Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre, . . . Bal K Khud Uth K Pani Pee Le... =P "Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke"

16. Main maa Bannay wali hoon

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon. Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho. Premika: haan Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

17. MAIN HON SIRF AAP KI

1 bat bataon RAAZ ki, karo us larki se "AASHQI", Jis k chehre pe ho "SAADGI", Sanso mai ho "TAAZGI", Chandni ho "CHAND ki, Rani ho "RAAT" ki, Khushbo ho "GULAB" ki, Batein kare "PYAR" ki, Nazuk ho "MIZAJ" ki, Achi ho "IKHLAQ" ki, Pabund ho "NAMAZ" ki, Khidmat kare "MAA,BAAP" ki, Or hamesha kahe! […]

18. KOi apna aisa hua kare....!

Koi apna aisa hua kare, Jo shikayatein na gila kare, Jo mere liye hi saja kare, Jo mere liye hi bana kare, Mein jo rooth jaon manaye woh, Mein udas hoon to hansaye woh, Sada chupke chupke dabe qadam, Mere saath hi bas chala kare, Kabhie us se mein jo door hoon, Meri wapsi ki […]

19. Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism...

Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism... kapkapatay hont.... larkharati Aawaz... thartharata badan . . . . mujhe pehle se shak tha k tumhain Malaria hai.....

20. khuda kare mast jaye apka aaj ka din

Aarz hai "Alladin ke paas tha ek jadui jin, dil nahi lagta hamara aapke bin, Stainless Steel me hota hai 0.2% tin, khuda kare mast jaye apka aaj ka din. Good Mornin.!

21. Khushiyan,masti,dosti,shohrat in new year

Khushian hon over flow, Masti kabhi na ho low, Dosti ka sarur chaya rahe, Jaib me bhari maya rahe, Shohrat ki ho bauchar, Aisa aaye naya sal aapke liye

22. Khushian ho overflow .. diwali ka tayohar

Khushian ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low, dosti ka surur chaya rahe, dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar, aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR

23. Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein

Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye. Happy Diwali.

24. 1 Hathi Romantic mood mei

1 Hathi Romantic mood mei 1 chunti ko cherta hai. chunti ghusay mei Hathni k pas ja k kehti he: Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo warna mard hamary ghar me b hain

25. Price of a dress = 5 kiss or 10 kiss

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay.. Shopkeeper: 5 kiss Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay Shopkeeper: 10 kiss Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

26. Phoolon ki wadi me

Phoolon ki wadi me Chaand ki chandni me Raat k saye me Aap is tarha soye'n K Aapki aankhon me Jo b khwab aaye Apki aankh khulny Sy pehly Wo tabeer hojae Gud night

27. shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye

Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke jivan me ek nayi roshni de, Bas yehi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye diwali ke is paawan avsar par, !! Happy diwali !!

28. You are BANDAR

U r BANDAR It means: B=Beautifull A=Attractive N=Naughty D=Decent A=Adorable R=Romantic R U smiling? Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum band hi na:p

29. Lohri wish karega kab?

*_H_A_P_P_Y_* *_L_O_H_R_I_* (IN ADVANCE) Bcoz KABIR JI ne kaha tha- kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab.. Pal mai LOHRI aayegi, fir tu wish karega kab??

30. O love love likhdi rahi

o love love likhdi rahi, main leave leave parda reya, o kiss kiss likhdi rahi, main kash kash parda rea, o via ker k chali gae, main language course kearda rea!

31. 1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya

1 charsi eyes donate kerne gaya, After operation, Dr. Asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Charsi:jisko bhi ankhen lagao use bata dena ye 2 kash laganay k baad he khulti hain:D

32. Gulab ka phool bano!

Gulab ka phool bano! Q k yeh phool us k hath mein bhi khusbu chor deta hai jo isay masal kar phaink deta hai.

33. Apne pyar ko mat chupao

Apne pyar ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h jatane ki, Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao, ise zarurat h dikhane ki... Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao, tumhain zarurat h nahane ki