Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai..

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MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

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    2. **** Chand Raat Mubarak !! **** Wishing u kuch khatti, Kuch meethi, Kuch chatpati, Kuch chulbuli khushion se bhari Eid Mubarak

  2. Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,

    3. Tu chand mangay main chand dedon, tu raat mangay me raat dedon, tu dil mange me dil dedon, tu jaan mange . . . Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..

  3. Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan dena

    4. Kitne khushnasib hain hum jo hamain sapne lene k liye ye pyari si raat mili yeh chand, ye taray miley or sapnon ki saughat mili. Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan daina. Kya pata sapne lene k liye ye raatein kitne janmo baad milain. So don't waste ur time. & […]

  4. Raat ronay ki hasrat thi

    5. Log pochtey hen kyon surkh hen tumhari Aankhen, Hans k keh deti hon raat so na saki, Lakh chahon bhi magar yeh keh na sakon, Raat ronay ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki

  5. chand or taray tornay gayee

    6. Bari Mushkil se hum raat ko aasman se aap ke liye *chand* aur taray tornay gaye...... Lekin wahan jaa k yad aya k.... Shopper to hum ghar pe he Bhool gye!

  6. Main nay pocha chand say

    7. Main nay pocha chand say, daikha hay kahin mera yaar sa haseen chand nay kaha:- Salay itnay upar say dikhta hay kia?

  7. EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu

    8. EID Ka Chand Dekhna Hai Tu Neachay Dekho... * * * * * * * * * * * * * Dear Maine Bohat Kosish Ki hai Mobile Main Aanay ki... Sorry.. Ap chand nahi dekh Sakte AnyWayz EiD MubArAk

  8. Mera chand to tu hi hay

    9. Teri JAN, meri JAN, meri jaan to tu hi hay, Log dekhain EID ka CHAND, mera CHAND to tu hi hay

  9. Aagar Raat Ko koi...

    10. Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye, Tumhare Badan ko chume, Gaalo ko kiss kare, toh Romantic maat bano, . . . . "MOSPEL" lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO...

  10. Raat ki sabzi ka intezam

    11. Ae dost tu bhi likha kar shayri... Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega, log phainkaingay anday tematar, To raat ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega

  11. Chand ka ho bed ... GoodNight

    12. Chand ka ho bed, Taron ki ho Razai, aur phoolon ka takia!!! nice na!!???? now come back to earth & SLEEP on ur "CHARPAI" GoodNight

  12. Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon.

    13. Dekha hai jab se tumko, mera dil nahi hai basme Jee chahe aaj tod doon duniya ki saari rusmein Tera haath chahta hoon, tera saath chahta hoon Baahon me teri rehna main din raat chahta hoon. Happy Hug Day Sweetheart

  13. Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye!

    14. Is SMS main chand dhund ker dikhaeye! Aahaa! .................................. SMS kerne walay ki tasvir thori na ati hay:p

  14. Tera Chand sa chehra dekha

    15. Jab kabi mai ne Tere Chand sa chehra dekha Eid ho k na ho, Meri Eid ho jati hai

  15. Eid ka chand nikalney ka intezar

    16. Jo log EID ka chand nikalney ka intezar ker rahay hain, Un k liye Itla'an Arz hai k wo aram karain kion k mera aaj ghar se bahir nikalnay ka koi irada nahin hai :-)

  16. teray liye chand taray tor doon

    17. teray liye chand taray tor doon, in hawaon ka rukh mor doon, itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon.

  17. Eid k chand ki tarah jagmagatay raho

    18. Deep jaltay jagmagatay rahay, Hum apko aap hamain yaad aatay rahay, Jub tuk zindagi hai, yeh dua hai hamari, Aap eid k chand ki tarah jagmagatay raho. EID MUBARAK

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    19. Apun bole tuCharo taraf chand fekrela hai light, bole to hogai hai night,bandKarne ka tube light,aur soney ka tight bole to bye good night

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    20. Humne Chaand se pooha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai? Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein chamakta hoon

  20. Din se roshan, raat say siyah

    21. Din se roshan.. rat se siah.. khaoo to haram.. piyo to halal.. aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai.. mard din main teen martaba.. quran main 5 dafa zikar hai.. meem se shuroo hota hai.. 5 harfon ka lafz hai..

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    26. Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle.... Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy... 1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya.. Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri.. Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee.. Bussssssss! Ussi Din se Mohabbat " ANDHI " or husn " ZALIM " ho gaya […]

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