Funny Quote by Woody Allen Download Open image “I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?” — Woody Allen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Leave Negative Negative Negative Points Positive Positive Point Think positive Thinking Two Wish
I don't think about the negative in my life. I just think about the positives. — Colby Covington Copy Share Image
Honestly, sometimes, it takes a negative to bring about a positive. — Kirstin Maldonado Copy Share Image
I think there's an enormous value to being negative. The world we live in today, negativity is not permitted. — Godfrey Reggio Copy Share Image
I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive. — Curly Howard Copy Share Image
Basically I stay positive because I think if you start thinking of all the negative things than that’s just going to bring you down. — Cher Lloyd Copy Share Image
I'm taking all the negatives in my life, and turning them into a positive. — Pitbull Copy Share Image
All negative things you can turn positive, and for me, that is key. — Mauricio Pochettino Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I think Frank Capra was a much craftier filmmaker, a wonderful filmmaker. He had enormous technique, and he knew how to manipulate the public… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
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What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause! — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
All literature is a footnote to Faust. I have no idea what I mean by that. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image