Funny Quote by W. C. Fields Download Open image “After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.” — W. C. Fields ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Health Hospitals Nurse Turns Two Two days
I hope youre a nurse and Im the patient, so I can tell you all that I feel — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“about an hour early. Getting past the nurse stations was quite difficult. Working a stressful” — Howard Schultheis Copy Share Image
I dare you to call Ask-A-Nurse and tell them you feel a presence in your womb region. — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Always thank your nurse. Sometimes they're the only one between you and a hearse. — Warren Beatty Copy Share Image
Well, I have a 24-hour nurse since I have a bit of problem in walking due to a nerve related issue. — Randhir Kapoor Copy Share Image
Nurse: "Doctor, the man you just gave a clean bill of health to dropped dead right as he was leaving the office". Doctor: "Turn… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Its Nurses Week. Tell a nurse u know 'Thank You' for all they do. Give them some love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say I tried to hurt my nurse. I tell them they tried to hurt me first. — CJ Roberts Copy Share Image
On occasions, I get too wasted, it's an occasion. I heard a nurse say, 'Thank you for being so patient.' — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
What would you do if you were President, and, on the first day of May, the Russian Ambassador presented you with a beautiful cake… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
