Money Quote by Jeff Lindsay

One day treats us like a hireling nurse, another like a mother.

— Publilius Syrus

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

On Keith Richards: He's like a monkey with arthritis.

— Elton John

I swear, sometimes it feels like there's this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One…

— Michael Thomas Ford

I really like the Caribbean. Anyplace in the Caribbean. I get there, and I feel like a monkey - the perfect state.

— Penelope Cruz

“ she has big ears like a monkey , she can probably hear really good!”

— Charise Mericle Harper

I looked like a monkey trying to wrestle a football.

— Sam Snead

I'm like a monkey. You don't let go of one branch until you get a hold of the other.

— Ice T

My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know - I can't be playing…

— French Montana

Picture this," said Magnus. "Me with a little monkey friend. I could teach him tricks. I could dress him in a cunning jacket. He…

— Cassandra Clare

I was on 'That '70s Show' as the sexy nurse. I like that show, but I hated my character. I was like, 'I will…

— Rozonda Thomas

I was born, and the doctor left. And then the nurse is like, 'Doctor, I think there's another one.'

— Jonathan Scott