Money Quote by Jeff Lindsay

Thank God my wife is a nurse.

— Darren Elkins

After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.

— W. C. Fields

The fact that you're not a nurse shouldn't stop you from wearing a nurse's uniform at some point tonight.

— Anonymous

Incidentally, it's best not to argue with the nursing staff. I find the best course of action is to throw some chocolates in one…

— Terry Pratchett

How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.

— Warren Beatty

No, that nurse ain't some kinda monster chicken, buddy, what she is is a ball-cutter. I've seen a thousand of 'em, old and young,…

— Ken Kesey

Always thank your nurse. Sometimes they're the only one between you and a hearse.

— Warren Beatty

The world that used to nurse us now keeps shouting inane instructions. That's why I ran to the woods.

— Jim Harrison

Let us never consider ourselves finished nurses....we must be learning all of our lives.

— Florence Nightingale

Take care, Jeffy. I’ll see you soon, right? Just remember not to throw food at the nurses. I don’t want to get any complaint…

— Jordan Sonnenblick

Instead of respecting nurses, we have started blaming them for problems they don't create. And, in doing so, we are making everyone less safe.

— Susanna Reid

Every nurse ought to be careful to wash her hands very frequently during the day. If her face, too, so much the better.

— Florence Nightingale