Funny Quote by Mitch Hedberg

The only lottery I've ever won was a $100 scratch-off card at age 16, and the 7-Eleven clerk who sold it to me said…

— Laura Moser

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.

— Anonymous

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.

— Steven Wright

I won a lot, crashed a lot, and broke just about every bone in my body, but I gave it everything I had

— Louise Smith

I know people have won money on me before. And it wasn't because I was the guy expected to win.

— Shawn Porter

Next time I buy a lotto ticket, I am walking straight to the garbage bin & trow it out. Every time I check my…

— Glen Rambharack

A friend bought me a plane ticket to Hawaii, which is where I got discovered and became an actor, so I guess a friend…

— Chris Pratt

I was in Las Vegas, playing on the fruit machines. I was only 20 at the time and I won the jackpot of $72,000,…

— Adrian Lewis

I never really had an itch for gambling. I work hard for my money, so I don't like going out and giving it away…

— Amanda Righetti

Well you can't win the lottery if you don't have a ticket

— Andy Gray

Even with clothing naked animals, there were people who wanted to send in money. A woman in Santa Barbara, California, sent a $40,000 check.…

— Alan Abel

The prize I value most was given to me 60 years ago. I was named the girl with the cleanest fingernails.

— Beryl Bainbridge