You ever hear guys with small cocks talk about sex? Can't talk about it enough. They even got poems. They'll say, 'It's… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
[I hate] the ways that people want their special needs to be met, whether it's their food allergies or their special lotions… — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
There's no lotion or potion that will make sales faster and easier for you - unless your potion is hard work. — Jeffrey Gitomer Copy Share Image
Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good… — George Burns Copy Share Image
Void of all honor, avaricious, rash, The daring tribe compound their boasted trash Tincture of syrup, lotion, drop, or pill; All tempt… — George Crabbe Copy Share Image
Tears are nature's lotion for the eyes. The eyes see better for being washed by them. — Christian Nestell Bovee Copy Share Image
I'd love to direct commercials on Caribbean beacheswith luscious women rubbing on suntan lotion, but all I get arethese documentary-type things. — Michael Apted Copy Share Image
I like Burt's Bees Tinted Lip Balm because I don't need a mirror to reapply. But I definitely treat myself with face… — Alison Sweeney Copy Share Image
After I brush on my moisturizer, I'll dip the same brush into foundation and mix it with the lotion to make tinted… — Bobbi Brown Copy Share Image
The one thing I do like is lotion and moisture on my hands and face. I love to have my face moisturized.… — Lil' Kim Copy Share Image
Poetry contains love and holds it in high esteem, even though love always humiliates it by using it merely as a soothing… — Kiki Dimoula Copy Share Image
I'm fair-skinned, so beaches are a bit boring for me. I'm either smeared in lotion or under a shade. However, I do… — Toby Stephens Copy Share Image
I have now seen sucrose beaches and water a very bright blue. I have seen an all-red leisure suit with flared lapels.… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
My must-have hair products are Phyto silk spray and Kusco-Murphy setting lotion. — Johanna Braddy Copy Share Image
Beauty does not come with creams and lotions. God can give us beauty, but whether that beauty remains or chagnes is determined… — Dolores del Rio Copy Share Image
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so… — Robert Carlyle Copy Share Image
There's lotion for your face, for your hands, for your feet, for your body. Why? What would happen if you put hand… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“Ariel moved farther in, picking up and putting down the disgusting little pieces of bric-a-brac. Among all the horror was an ironically… — Liz Braswell Copy Share Image
There is no balm of Gilead, No salve, no soothing ointment To stay the pain of one who's had In love a… — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult. Many people find smoking objectionable. I myself… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
As far as informing the headmaster, Harry had no idea where Dumbledore went during the summer holidays. He amused himself for a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I protect my skin with sunscreen and am religious about keeping my face moisturized and properly protected all day, so I also… — Amanda Beard Copy Share Image
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