Funny Quote by Joan Rivers Download Open image “I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.” — Joan Rivers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Happiness Happy Humor I think Perfectly Think Thinking
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Happy is the person who can laugh at himself. He will never cease to be amused. — Habib Bourguiba Copy Share Image
True happiness is not about a big laugh. It's about a simple smile whenever you remember someone who made you simple but completely happy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
True Happiness Is Not About A Big Laugh. It's About A Simple Smile, Whenever You See Someone Who Made Your Life SIMPLE But COMPLETELY… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
What is happy? I think happy's in the moment. I don't think everybody can be happy all the time. — Shelby Lynne Copy Share Image
I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about fashion?' It… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image