Funny Quote by Jerry Seinfeld Download Open image “Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?” — Jerry Seinfeld ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Inspirational Love People
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