Truth Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,…

— Jarod Kintz

“That being said, I will throw on the occasional false mustache.”

— It Books

“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine above my eyes.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My facial hair is imperative. I put the must in mustache.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When I couldn’t grow a full beard I took it as a sign from God to grow a mustache instead.”

— Jarod Kintz

“He also had a cop’s mustache. He would have looked better without the mustache, but it wasn’t was my place to suggest so. Besides,…

— J.R. Rain

“I have a mustache like a squirrel and you just ran over my face.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He…

— Jarod Kintz

“He stood there as I walked on. Never trust a man with a perfectly-trimmed mustache …”

— Charles Bukowski

“Put that in your mustache and smoke it.”

— Agatha Christie

“If history has taught us anything, Arthur muses, it is that men with mustaches must never achieve positions of power.”

— Tom Rachman

“I didn’t shave my mustache off. Instead what I did was taped Elton John’s asshole to my top lip and then all of the…

— Jarod Kintz