Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Can you ever really say you know anybody—your clone included? Still, if my clone’s birthday were coming up, I’d only shop Buy One Get…

— Jarod Kintz

“Make time for your creativity, no matter how busy you are. Stolen minutes can add up to surprisingly wonderful creations.”

— Scott Stabile

“We're all in the customer service business. Our goal must be to exceed our customers' expectations everyday.”

— Dave Thomas

“You can't put a price tag on human life. But if you could, I'd demand coupons for clones.”

— Jarod Kintz

“But one-hundred-million customers can’t be wrong, can they?”

— Jenny Trout

“With twelve of my clones, I want to co-write a one-liner about sex, drugs, and finding love in a Walmart. I do so appreciate…

— Jarod Kintz

“Just remember, you could be that nasty customer one day. How would you like to be treated.”

— Cinder Rella

“But how long a customer will stay loyal to you is another matter.”

— Dimitri Maex

“Don’t forget to always give extra. A simple effort will get you a customer for life.”

— James Altucher

“Make it for your customer or your audience, not for yourself. Be generous. Be informative. Be funny.”

— Gary Vaynerchuk

“Ten minutes to purchase her. One hour to get her lips wrapped around my cock. Three days to taste her juices. Four days to…

— C.L. Parker

“Naughty shouldn't be for everyone, otherwise it wouldn't be naughty anymore...”

— Isabella Laase