Ice cream Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Please Tell me what your favorite flavor of ice cream... is”

— Lara Sansen

“I don’t like salad dressing. I prefer salad undressing. I’m a health freak. And I do mean freak.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I push my ice cream dish away. What's left in the bowl isn't cold and delicious anymore. Now it's just lukewarm, melted soup, because…

— Ellen Wittlinger

“...in a world where McDonald's now sells salads with low-fat dressing, anything is possible.”

— Dean Koontz

“You know damn well I could burn a salad.”

— Nic Tatano

“I'm going to get something from the salad bar. Do you want a Frosty from Wendy's, Alex?”

— Bryan Norford

“Unlike Paul Newman, who seems to think that salad dressing is the cure-all for America's ills, I'm a man of action.”

— Stephen Colbert

“Of course, if I had misbehaved that day, my dinner was a salad made entirely out of iceberg lettuce, with water on top instead…

— Jarod Kintz

“It’s your life. Only you can choose what you make with it, whether it’s chicken salad or chicken shit.”

— Alex Kava

“tomorrow.  You won’t burn it, will you?’ ‘Maybe just the salad.”

— Georgia Le Carre

“I’m on a steady diet of Subway, red wine and NyQuil.”

— Judy Greer

“There was a salad, with dressing in a separate container, some mashed potato, chicken legs, and the garlic bread.”

— Anyta Sunday