Hope Quote by Dean Koontz

“One day, we will live in a world without salads. It is a dream I have.”

— Anonymous

“You cannot make chicken salad out of Chicken shit.”

— Edward Thomas

“There was a salad, with dressing in a separate container, some mashed potato, chicken legs, and the garlic bread.”

— Anyta Sunday

“Real men don't make salad”

— Pete Decker

“It was a competition in agony. Like rich women in posh restaurants ordering ever-smaller salads.”

— Zadie Smith

“I don’t like salad dressing. I prefer salad undressing. I’m a health freak. And I do mean freak.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person’s attempt to appear in control.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“The food industry has led us to believe that its products are going to make us healthy, happy, sexy, and young. These promises are…

— James Colquhoun

“It’s your life. Only you can choose what you make with it, whether it’s chicken salad or chicken shit.”

— Alex Kava

“Unlike Paul Newman, who seems to think that salad dressing is the cure-all for America's ills, I'm a man of action.”

— Stephen Colbert

“You know damn well I could burn a salad.”

— Nic Tatano

“People will eat more salad if there's a chance the next bite will contain a toasted nut.”

— Jennifer Reese