Health Quote by Jarod Kintz

“My favorite salad dressing is vodka. And my favorite ice cream flavor is coffee, though I prefer it melted and hot enough to burn…

— Jarod Kintz

“I'm tired of females who order a salad, then look as if they deserve a medal. A good meal is a gift.”

— Jennifer Probst

“She could eat a salad without worrying about diarrhea.”

— Caroline B. Cooney

“You know damn well I could burn a salad.”

— Nic Tatano

“Real men don't make salad”

— Pete Decker

“why do you have to fix the salad? who broke it? i didn't touch it. did you break the salad, mom? if you did,…

— David Levithan

“You cannot make chicken salad out of Chicken shit.”

— Edward Thomas

“I was hamming it up so much you could virtually taste the salad too.”

— storm constantine

“It is all but impossible to sit quietly by when someone is throwing salad plates.”

— James Thurber

“It’s your life. Only you can choose what you make with it, whether it’s chicken salad or chicken shit.”

— Alex Kava

“It's been a pretty tough day," he said. "No sense making it worse with a salad.”

— Susan Juby

“Of course, if I had misbehaved that day, my dinner was a salad made entirely out of iceberg lettuce, with water on top instead…

— Jarod Kintz