Quote by Nic Tatano

“tomorrow.  You won’t burn it, will you?’ ‘Maybe just the salad.”

— Georgia Le Carre

“I was hamming it up so much you could virtually taste the salad too.”

— storm constantine

“One day, we will live in a world without salads. It is a dream I have.”

— Anonymous

“Maybe these are our salad days." "Huh?" "You know. Happy." "What's happy about a salad?" She shrugged. "Ranch," she said.”

— M.T. Anderson

“I was too deeply immersed in my salad to say his full name.”

— Emma Iadanza

“It's been a pretty tough day," he said. "No sense making it worse with a salad.”

— Susan Juby

“If you knew how to cook, maybe I would eat.”

— Cassandra Clare

“She could eat a salad without worrying about diarrhea.”

— Caroline B. Cooney

“He grunted, then he howled. I guess vinaigrette burns. Ha! I controlled the urge to grin. I leaped atop the dark, glossy table surface—and…

— Gena Showalter

“It is all but impossible to sit quietly by when someone is throwing salad plates.”

— James Thurber

“What are you doing eating a salad? If you turned sideways in the wind, you'd whistle.”

— Lani Diane Rich

“I may not know much, but I know chicken shit from chicken salad.”

— Lyndon B. Johnson