Trees Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I swore that when I grew up and got my own apartment, I would get one that smelled of old wood, not old cats.”

— Allen Eskens

“If trees had love, instead of leaves, I’d gladly rake you into a pile on my lawn and fall into you.”

— Jarod Kintz

“herding cats and shoveling smoke.”

— Eric Metaxas

“On your journey to nature, take your cat along, and leave your car at home.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“And I thought kitty liter was the unlawful practice of discarding small felines along the roadside.”

— Robert J. Morrissette

“If my chest grew cat hair, I wouldn’t know whether to pluck it or pet it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a pettable non-furry and non-meowing cat.
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— Jarod Kintz

“I’d never shoot shrapnel at a bear, because why ruin a perfectly good rug like that?”

— Jarod Kintz

“You may not have the greenest yard, but you can take the shit you're given and fertilize your grass into something beautiful!”

— L.M. Fields

“I'm too fascinated to hide indoors or stay cooped up in our yard. Curiosity killed the cat, I know, but I try to land…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“I have a bedroom rug that I feed. It’s not very flat, and it meows when I step on it.”

— Jarod Kintz