Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I’d never shoot shrapnel at a bear, because why ruin a perfectly good rug like that?”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I once got attacked by a bearskin rug, two days before it was a rug.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I heard weapons drawn around the room and the floor creaking behind me, a sign that Bear was moving into position.” — L.T. Ryan Copy Share Image
“Why would Petyr lie to me?” “Why does a bear shit in the woods?” he demanded. “Because it is his nature.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“I like to keep a shotgun in my room for protection. You know, just in case my apartment gets broken into by a pack… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“But I really do need to clean up. Are bears attracted to the smell of sex? Am I like, a big glazed doughnut to… — A.E. Wasp Copy Share Image
“The bear, I decided, had got to become mine. The dogs and my other animals would soon get used to it and together we… — Gerald Durrell Copy Share Image
“ “I am running back my tent to get my sub-machinegun. There are too many Noggies to kill using a pistol!” He then ran… — Michael G. Kramer Copy Share Image
“I was a girl and I had the best deadly toys in the room. Gun envy is an ugly thing.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“His gun was a .357 Magnum, great for whale hunting. It was overkill for anything on two legs. That was human. I felt very… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
