Vacation Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I wasn’t on vacation. I was in the bathroom for an extended length of pee.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bathroom Extended Length Pee Vacation Vacation Bathroom Wasn Vacation
“As if it wasn't bad enough that my entire downstairs bathroom was flooded, now the space between my thighs was, too.” — C.M. Stunich Copy Share Image
“I knew the vacation wasn't going to last forever... But the here and now was up for grabs, and I wasn't about to let… — Amanda Howells Copy Share Image
“Well, how about this. You're going to have to pee some time. And when you do, I'll be there.” — Sherry D. Ficklin Copy Share Image
“He came in and took a piss in my hotel bathroom without even closing the door as I'm standing right there. I'm like, "Alright.… — Peter Seibel Copy Share Image
“I peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already someone in the shower.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I woke up in my bathroom, startled. I had nodded off while pooping. Long goddamned day.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Holy shit, you showed up. And early. You weren’t supposed to be here until next week. Hypothetically. If you showed up.” He frowned. “Which… — T.S. Joyce Copy Share Image
“I just peed in the sink. Why? Because there was already somebody in the bathtub.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Even though I had forgotten to take along an extra incontinence pad, yesterday was a good day.” — Hendrik Groen Copy Share Image
“I went to visit my grandma. I meant to stay for two days, but ended up staying two months. (So I overslept a little).” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I've been alone since my mom met Scott. He sucked the nectar from her heart like a famished butterfly. No nurture, no nourishment left… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
We're on the road 300 days a year. There's no recovery time. It's a test of your physical and mental endurance. — Beth Phoenix Copy Share Image
I have been lucky enough to travel a lot, meet great people in many lands. I have liked almost everyone I met along the… — Maeve Binchy Copy Share Image
I got to travel a lot and meet amazing people. That was a lot of fun. — Bhavish Aggarwal Copy Share Image
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I travel, I like to find things that relate to where I am. — Christine and the Queens Copy Share Image
“When he has obtained those things which are necessary to life, there is another alternative than to obtain the superfluities; and that is, to… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
