Hair Quote by Jarod Kintz

“My new mustache is barely big enough to cover my pubic region.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,…

— Jarod Kintz

“Politician? Me? Do I look like a big mouth with large pockets?”

— Florian Armas

“There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house.”

— Jarod Kintz

“That being said, I will throw on the occasional false mustache.”

— It Books

“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine above my eyes.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I just bought an extra large mustache, to wear as a toupee.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I grew a mustache, and I grew it in my garden. My mustache is organic, and will taste tasty on your mouth.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Right now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued it to my face.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I feel with a mullet and a mustache my job prospects would improve.”

— Jarod Kintz

“His mustache made two curved lines around the sides of his mouth like parentheses, as if everything he might say would be very quiet,…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“One can be interested in both fashion and politics, don't you think? They so often go hand in hand. Appearances, saying the right words,…

— Rhiannon Thomas