Quote by It Books Download Open image ““That being said, I will throw on the occasional false mustache.”” — It Books ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“He sneers so regularly that I suspect he shaves his mustache only to spare his nose the whisker burn.” — Meredith Duran Copy Share Image
“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine above my eyes.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“His mustache made two curved lines around the sides of his mouth like parentheses, as if everything he might say would be very quiet,… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
“You can’t trust a man with a curly mustache. It just screams deviant.” — Meghan Quinn Copy Share Image
“He stood there as I walked on. Never trust a man with a perfectly-trimmed mustache …” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I grew a mustache, and I grew it in my garden. My mustache is organic, and will taste tasty on your mouth.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Right now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued it to my face.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
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“Seriously, did I miss something? Did John F. Kennedy walk into the Oval Office one day, only to find Fidel Castro lighting his Cohiba… — It Books Copy Share Image
“Well, also ask yourself this: do you know what Steve Miller looks like? No, you don’t. Nobody does. He could be standing right next… — It Books Copy Share Image
“Well, also ask yourself this: do you know what Steve Miller looks like? No, you don’t. Nobody does. He could be standing right next… — It Books Copy Share Image
“Memoirs? No, we want a how-to book. For spies.” “A how-to book?! A book can’t teach someone how to be equal parts deadly and… — It Books Copy Share Image
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“if I am forced to use a sword in combat, I just swing it around like a baseball bat while screaming, at the top… — It Books Copy Share Image
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