Bungee jumping Quote by Jarod Kintz

“If I got any hotter or any wetter, my underwear was going to slide down my legs in a pile of melted goo.”

— Roxy Mews

Dear inventors of Tampons, How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?

— Anonymous

“It's not very much fun having to wear underwear, when you want to shart a big spray of diarrhea, during a President's Cabinet meeting,…

— Prick Cheney

Dear inventor of tampons, How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone ? (o_O)

— Anonymous

“Once I learned how to make pot holders out of multi-colored pieces of panty hose, but that doesn't seem quite on par.”

— Jen Violi

“As uncomfortable as I feel, I keep the girly underwear on anyway. Who knows? Provided they stay the hell out of my butt crack,…

— Miranda Kenneally

“the last several years my life had begun to feel shapeless, like underwear with the elastic gone, the days down around my ankles.”

— Abigail Thomas

“I didn't want to, even in my imagination, even for a second, to conflate this sophisticated woman with my mother, a woman so frugal…

— Lorrie Moore

“I thrust my hips like a wild man and ended up filling a condom like a water balloon.”

— Ellie Saxx

“Our relationship was a lot like underwear in a dryer without a static control sheet. One minute we were floating through life, buoyant and…

— darynda Jones

“I realized that you don't try on a pair of pants, fart in them, and then put them back on the shelf, and the…

— Laurie Notaro

“I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me…

— Jessica Park