Every day Quote by Prick Cheney

“The bill before Parliament proposing that citizens have the right to clean diapers has been withdrawn. Just as I’m having to start wearing them!”

— Hendrik Groen

“There's a world I could do without: public underwear showings. There was a time in my lifetime when you had to open a J.C.…

— Kristin Billerbeck

“I invented underwear with only one leg hole, for people who like to concentrate on frozen orange juice while bungee jumping from a tampon…

— Jarod Kintz

“I do wear underwear under them. I am a lady, after all; plus I don’t want a yeast infection, and who cares if I…

— Kathleen Rooney

“As uncomfortable as I feel, I keep the girly underwear on anyway. Who knows? Provided they stay the hell out of my butt crack,…

— Miranda Kenneally

“It seems to me that this composition has never been in more imminent danger than right now of taking on precisely the informality of…

— J.D. Salinger

“Do not fear facing people without your pants; the world is dirtier than your underwear.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.”

— Jill Conner Browne

“Trying to stay within my budget, I bought napkins instead of underwear. They’re not as comfortable to wear, but less likely to offend when…

— Jarod Kintz

The President is gagging on my gas bladder! What an honour!

— Zoidberg

“Life is too short for cheap underwear.”

— Dancing in Chains

“In this economic recession, I have resorted to wearing my lucky underwear to job interviews. It gives me confidence, and it helps cover up…

— Jarod Kintz