Economic recession Quote by Jarod Kintz

Once I saw a homeless man wearing his underwear on top of his pants. Now we say, why don't the homeless just go out…

— Greg Giraldo

A foolproof plan for not getting a job - show up for your interview wearing flip flops.

— Alan Davies

“Do not fear facing people without your pants; the world is dirtier than your underwear.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“There's a world I could do without: public underwear showings. There was a time in my lifetime when you had to open a J.C.…

— Kristin Billerbeck

“Never agree to a job interview in which the interviewer has seen you naked.”

— Susan Mallery

“It's not very much fun having to wear underwear, when you want to shart a big spray of diarrhea, during a President's Cabinet meeting,…

— Prick Cheney

“Why people with lots of money chose to wear the most stupidly uncomfortable clothes on the planet was a complete mystery.”

— Debora Geary

“Life is too short for cheap underwear.”

— Dancing in Chains

“In his business, some customers come in and buy a suit, but what they're really buying is confidence for that job interview that's coming…

— T.D. Jakes

“It's not such a huge deal when this happens at a 7-Eleven. It's pretty huge, though, when you spend the entire job interview trying…

— Augusten Burroughs

“Interviews seem like such artificial situations, everyone on their best behavior trying desperately to hide behind a professional facade. Did my face fit? I…

— E.L. James

“I brushed my hands on the pockets of my jeans, still marvelling at the fact I wasn't wearing a gown. And that I had…

— Allison Pang