Zoidberg

Ooh, he new issue is out!

— Zoidberg

Its good cholestorol but it spreads like bad cholestorol.

— Zoidberg

I am Zoidberg, home owner!

— Zoidberg

The President is gagging on my gas bladder! What an honour!

— Zoidberg

Hmm, this love intrigues me. Teach me to fake it!

— Zoidberg

Jamaican me crazy!

— Zoidberg

You're student loans have been repayed? Then how about lending your old pal Zoidberg a few bucks, Mr Millionaire.

— Zoidberg

A buffet.... oh if only I'd brought my wallet with me.

— Zoidberg

I'll just turn the wheel to maximum fastness.

— Zoidberg

Yippe ki yay! You'll never guess where I have been!

— Zoidberg

Casual hello. It's me, Zoidberg. Act naturally.

— Zoidberg

And why did I have to take a cab?

— Zoidberg

These night crawlers though juicy mmm very very juicy would not be good.

— Zoidberg

Makes me horney in the Gonads.

— Zoidberg

Finally! I look as pretty as I feel!

— Zoidberg

Ain't Got no cash, Ain't got no style, Ladies vomit when I smile, but does Zoidberg worry?

— Zoidberg

You still have your old pal Zoidberg. YOU ALL HAVE ZOIDBERG.

— Zoidberg

I have mail order degrees in murder-ology and murder-ometry.

— Zoidberg

What you guys up to tonight. Im up for whatever.

— Zoidberg

It's a trick, thats why, why don't I hear any gasping.

— Zoidberg

Friends, a guinea pig tricked me!

— Zoidberg

The female Leela's problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well.

— Zoidberg

I finally learned what it's like to be a grandmother; subjugated, yet honored.

— Zoidberg

Your music is bad, and you should feel bad!

— Zoidberg

My house! It burned down! How did this happen?!

— Zoidberg