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Cholesterol is a substance in the blood that causes you to eat salads.

— Richard Carleton

Many a Gallic treat is based on a hearty dose of butter.

— Rachel Khoo

This stuff tastes awful; I could have made a fortune selling it in my health-food store.

— Woody Allen

Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine.

— Mitch Hedberg

“Chortle” is never the answer.”

— Therin Knite

It's like peanut butter and chocolate. Each is great, but they're better together.

— Richard Whitehead

More and more research shows that chocolate is good for you. It's a mood elevator. It contains a lot of antioxidants and will keep…

— Jacques Torres

Oatmeal's a good one. It's hearty.

— The Alchemist

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

— Grumpy Cat

I love chocolate, but it's bad.

— Darcey Bussell

Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade.

— Noel Coward

I've heard of many chocoholics, but I ain't never seen no "chocohol". We got an epidemic, people: people who like chocolate but don't understand…

— Demetri Martin